(Voice-overs will be by the guy with the deep voice who does all the movie trailers... you know the one I mean!)
(FADE IN on billowing clouds of smoke.)
VOICE-OVER GUY: They burned down the gambling house.
GUITAR RIFF: DERN DERN DERRRRN
VOICE-OVER GUY: But that couldn't stop them.
GUITAR RIFF: DERN DERN DERN-DERRRRN
VOICE-OVER GUY: And just when you thought it was safe to go back into a concert hall.
(Now, five shadowy figures are seen through the smoke.)
VOICE-OVER GUY: They're back!
BIG IAN: Can somebody kill that... smoke machine?
VOICE-OVER GUY: But who will survive?
(Cut to a montage of different scenes from the forthcoming season, all featuring THE VILLAIN IN BLACK (TVIB).)
TVIB: You're fired.
TVIB: You're fired.
TVIB: You're fired.
TVIB: You're fired.
TVIB: You're fired.
TVIB: You're fired.
TVIB: You're fired.
VOICE-OVER GUY: The Deep Purple Story - Season Two. Coming to your television this fall.
(FADE to BLACK)
TVIB: I quit.
© 2002 by David Meadows. All Rights Reserved.
This is a work of fiction, and any similarity to real events or to any persons living, dead, or currently in Blackmore's Night, is purely coincidental.